pizzayacht:

emotionslikeateaspoon:

entires:

cryism:

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

and had had 

and do do

hahaHA u said doo doo

Q

of-castles-and-converses:

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

4e

grungeisde4d:

this is really selfish but

why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better

why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks about

w h y

I can’t find a single selfish thing in that.

shalrath:

“if you dont reblog this youre heartless!”

coffeeandcheesecake:

thereichenbachfinn:

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

really troy

really 

really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

he would have seen

who Ryan was actually interested in

THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

hakureimiko:

“abortion is murder fetuses have rights t—”

kusakaryuuji:

taking selfies w/ friends like

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

fishingboatproceeds:

allthingsbagel:

fishingboatproceeds:

danisnotonfire:

amazingphil:

kickthepj:

crabstickz:

People

Are

Easy

To

Kill

is that john green

no

laugh-addict:

Scrolling forever and finding nothing interesting on my dash.

 
Or reblogging everything in sight.